Neris 1

Neris

Neris' Epic Adventure Journal of Awesomeness Entry 1

The eclipse was a sign. It's time for my story to begin. Everyone's going to write the most badass songs and stories about me! Riordan and Salem and the others just haven't seen it yet. That's why they sent me back to Oakshadow instead of letting me go with them. But I think they know. They know for real. Why else would they give me this totally sweet dagger? (Note to self -be more careful with dagger) Which is why I'm going after them. They said to go back to Oakshadow (which technically I did) to protect the village. But Father Faerris says that what makes a village is not land and buildings but people. And Lothar and Riordan and the others are people of the village, so really they were telling me to protect them right? man it's going to be so sweet when I find them. Maybe they'll be attacked by a bear or dragon or something and I'll come out of the woods with my bitchin' dagger and totally like kill it and they'll be all like thank you and thank Regius you were here. And I'll just be like, "I know." all cool and badass. This is gonna be awesome.

Neris' Epic Adventure Journal of Awesomeness Entry 2

The woods are scary as fuck at night and everything makes a sound and you can't tell the difference between a creaky tree or some friggin' monster gonna grab you when you're not looking. My stomach hurts and I think those berries I ate are poisonous or something because my stomach hurts and I'm really scared that there is something big in the bushes that's just waiting for me to turn around. Why hasn't anyone found me yet I'm just a kid for Regius' sake. And I'm really freaked out because this ball of light chased me through the woods tonight and I thought it was gonna catch me and suck out my soul or something and it chased me for a really long time. I think it's been about 18 hours since the sun went down and the night isn't supposed to last this long and if a monster is going to get me I hope I find something to eat first. If I'm dead and anybody finds this it's all Salem's fault for not letting me go with the group and making me lost in the woods and being eaten by bears.