Licensed Bard
Werewolves?
Therewolves,
Holy liars
disguised as friars
and hiding within Regus' walls,
They're hairy,
that's scary,
but all their might
don't make them right
it just means they've got some balls!
The order of the Red Oak
was travelin' up north, you see -
performing a job for their new guild
to prove that they were most worthy,
gruesome deaths had been reported,
the kind of which were too well known
to Lothar and his childhood friends,
who'd seen it near their home!
The telltale signs, they all were there,
the maulings, and the fairy glow,
but to the surprise of our heroic friends,
the true culprit was yet unknown!
But thanks to a vision
of Salem, the young priest,
the party would soon discern
the victims of a wolfman feast!
Werewolves?
Therewolves,
Holy liars
disguised as friars
and hiding within Regus' walls,
They're hairy,
that's scary,
but all their might
don't make them right
it just means they've got some balls!
Up to the monastery
did our heroes make their way,
and upon their arrival
did the Abbott bid them stay!
And after late-night snooping
did yield evidence of the cabal,
Ajanni, Riordan, and the rest
made preparations for a brawl!
The wolfmen revealed themselves
upon their morning prayer,
and more than thirty were therefore found
to dwell within this lair!
The Red Oak gang, they held their ground,
in face of the attack,
And to their surprise, the Order of the Sword,
showed up to have their back!
Werewolves?
Therewolves,
Holy liars
disguised as friars
and hiding within Regus' walls,
The Abbott fled,
The rest are dead,
Someday he may come back,
but now he knows the acorn of the Red Oak
is a very tough nut to crack!
FF
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