Neris’ Epic Adventure Journal of
Awesomeness Entry 3
So I caught up with everybody, and they act
like they SAVED me. They treat me like I’m
a child when they’re pretty much the same age I am. I mean, sure Riordan is
older, and Farkus and Josiah and Elfred, but the others are like 2 years older,
3 tops. I’m a grown man! And I’m smarter and better than they are. I’ll go
along with them for now, but I don’t know how much longer I can put up with
this.
Neris’ Epic Adventure Journal of
Awesomeness Entry 4
Dude the Stein and Shield is AWESOME. And everybody in it was hardcore, with real
armor and weapons and things. Our group from Oakshadow looks like stupid
farmers in here. It’s pretty obvious to me that I’m of the same type as the
guys in here, not the sad little band of villagers I came in with. I bet that’s
why they give me such a hard time, because they’re jealous. We met this Corwin
guy who was checking me out, probably to try and recruit me into his knight
order. He spent most of the time talking to Riordan and the others all the
while thinking “that strong quiet guy in the back looks dangerous in a cool
superhero sort of way. Why is he hanging out with them? He must feel sorry for
them.” Then we went back to the Inn and I totally stared down a centaur. He
wouldn’t even look at me. Now I think we’re gonna head up to our rooms and
drink. Gonna show these stupid villagers how a hero drinks.
Neris’ Epic Adventure of Awesomeness
Entry 5
I got stabbed with a spear. I missed the
whole fight. I didn’t even get a chance to show them how awesome I am all
because some stupid goblins had their hill giant buddy throw a spear at me when
I wasn’t looking. They didn’t shout or nothing. It’s so not fair. When I came
to most of our group was banged up pretty bad. It never would have happened if I
had gotten a chance. So. Not. Fair.
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